What should your career be?

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Have 70 odd invitations in my Facebook account(clementwill@gmail.com). Thought I might as well get rid of them. The problem with these apps is that you have to send them out to another set of people and throroughly irritate them (in some cases) just to figure out something about oneself.


So I chucked one garden invitation and came upon the captioned application, after answering some typically Yankee rubbish questions, Voila I have received the best news in some days.......

Hitman


You will become a hitman. You don't feel like doing any other work except helping others.

You like to be secretive and kill those that are hated enemies.


Now let me see a good resignation letter format.......



Just a little later Gayatri sent me this invitation and guess what:

Which illegal profession are you most suited for?

Similar dumb and dumber Yankee questions later, enlightenment ....

Corporate Embezzler



Congratulations, you are a corporate embezzler! Your social instincts, smooth moves, and uncanny ability to justify any immoral act makes you the ideal corporate embezzler. You've got what it takes to make it to the top of the corporate food chain, and you know how to take advantage of the system. Remember that subtlety is key in achieving success in your field. Now, don your suit and aim for that corner office!



Thanks Gayatri, still thinking about the text of my resignation letter.....

PS: Was unable to copy the image from facebook, so this pic is substituting

Comments

  1. Gayatri Bhadran11:42 am

    hahahaha =)

    i know, after orkut, facebook initially is a pain on the wrong side.

    but the more you get into facebook, the more you'll love it! =)

    so continue being a facebookie! its out and out FUN, trust me! =D

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  2. Still Searching11:58 pm

    Facebook is awesome! The invitations to others to see your app sucks, but ultimately it's more fun than Orkut!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Occasional Brilliance2:58 pm

    facebook relly is a pain... grumble grumble

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