Random ramblings

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1) Did you realize to be an asset you must first be an ASS?

2) It is difficult to go straight in life, have you seen our roads?

3) Wo(E)man, noticed that even with the E it sounds the same?

4) Noticed the exhilaration when finally answering the call of nature after a painfully long bladder bursting bus journey?

5) Noticed that often our question papers have the word DISCUSS and they keep an invigilator to dissuade just that?

Ok. More to follow. Me dizzy again.

Comments

  1. Bungz10:43 pm

    LOLOL... i have experienced #4... *GAK*

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  2. The Black King2:31 am

    Oh yeah... #4 is the best!!

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  3. hideindisguise2:36 am

    hehe

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  4. cm chap5:40 am

    Ha Ha good one dude

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  5. Vadapoche7:38 am

    @ Bungi and King: Time they got bus with loos?

    @ Devil: Gud 2 c u

    @ CM: Thanks for dropping by

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  6. Gomathy S11:40 am

    Haha nice..
    #1 is a consolation to us :)

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  7. Incrediblyirrational5:56 pm

    i perfectly agreew iththe last two!! welcome aboard!!get well soon.

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  8. Vadapoche10:28 pm

    @ Nithya & Scribbler: Thanks

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  9. Zee12:47 am

    how u feeling now? viral fever sucks!!! i felt weak for days!

    loved the discussion one....hahahaha...very original!

    will take up ur tag in some time...think everyone knows everything there is to know about me in any case....

    my life is a open book...and a boring one at that!!!!

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  10. Vadapoche8:47 am

    @ Zee: I'm back, a little weak though, must have lost a cpl of kgs without doing much tho!

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  11. PurpleHeart10:48 am

    Hello Jollyroger,

    Happened to visit you blog and I agree totally on the list !! Yea, Life wouldn't be fun if it was just flat and straight ! And hey, Thnx for keeping me in your blogroll !

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  12. Ashika1:34 am

    Oh the joy of answering nature's call!! lol!! good ones!

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