(M)AD world

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How often has an advertisement in the media left you as confused or utterly bewildered as in the cartoon above?

Given below is a crude translation of a radio ad that is doing the rounds recently:

Dumb ass 1 (a.k.a D1) : I’m so worried
Dumb ass 2 (a.k.a D2) : Why?
D1: My wife has not been shopping for the last two days, I don’t know what happened to her?
D2: Don’t worry, my wife is shopping like crazy, it does not matter if your wife or my wife or anybody’s wife shops, whoever shops, the benefit is for us.

Me: ???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the @#%&? How in the wide world will my wife’s constant shopping benefit all, me included?




PS: The ad in question was for a mutual fund.

Comments

  1. Anonymous5:19 pm

    have you filed your IT returns? one more week to go

    ReplyDelete
  2. Vadapoche7:05 pm

    Filing, i have huge tax under recovery! boo hooo

    ReplyDelete
  3. Incrediblyirrational3:00 pm

    hahaha! you crack me up! totally!!
    i can't think there is anything between those dumbass lines!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Princess Stefania1:04 pm

    Classic.
    ;)

    ReplyDelete

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