1) Did you realize to be an asset you must first be an ASS?
2) It is difficult to go straight in life, have you seen our roads?
3) Wo(E)man, noticed that even with the E it sounds the same?
4) Noticed the exhilaration when finally answering the call of nature after a painfully long bladder bursting bus journey?
5) Noticed that often our question papers have the word DISCUSS and they keep an invigilator to dissuade just that?
Ok. More to follow. Me dizzy again.